“I CANNA-NOT STAND IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!!”

Let’s face it, all of us have that thing (or five) that bothers us when it comes to seshing with friends. We asked our IG Community to share their cannabis-related pet-peeves and they came correct! Check out these tips and avoid being that stoner. 

“Spliffs” 

“Packaging waste”

“When I forget my jar of weed outside or in the car and it dries out” 

WASTEFUL STONERS

“People scooping up globs that are too fat for them & not finishing it/wasting the milk”

“When someone dying off a dab and lets the rest waste”

“When people don’t finish their bowls” 

OVERINDULGENT STONERS

“When you let someone hit your pen and they take 3-4 hits at one time!”

“When you let someone hit your cart and they decide to cheef like there’s no tomorrow” 

“When someone holds the bong/blunt/joint/rig for too long” 

“munchies” 

“When ppl say they smoke but they don’t even inhale” 

SLOBBERY STONERS

“When people wet the joint”

“When someone slobbers on the joint/blunt that’s in rotation” 

“No wet lips on my blunt plz”

“When someone leaves the blunt wet from spit” 

STINGY STONERS

“Not passing the joint” 

“People who don’t share greens while having a session” 

DUD BUD

“When the weed wasn’t as strong as I thought it was going to be” 

“Dry weed” 

“When they match the weed and its trash”

“Brands - unlike Bloom - who don’t sell their oil in something like the Drop! 

LESS TALKING, MORE TOKING

“I hate smoking with someone who likes to talk too much while holding the blunt”

“It’s puff puff pass, not puff puff storytime more puffs then pass”

“When people microphone a blunt” 

EMPTY-HANDED STONERS

“Asking to hit my roll or my blunt”

“Not having weed and showing up to smoke” 

“When a homie never has weed but you always do” 

BLOOM BUMMERS

“When my Bloom cartridge runs out” 

“Running out of Bloom Drops :( I hate that with a passion

JOINT DON’TS

“When people roll joints without tips”

“Ash the joint before passin’ it to me” 

“Joints and blunts w/o filters”

“When someone doesn’t know how to turn on a joint and burn nearly half of it” 

“When someone doesn’t say anything if the j is canoeing so I’m left to fix it” 


“If it’s my weed I’m not gonna pass it until I feel like it but if they put it in it’s reg roto” 

“Smoking weed as a personality trait” 

“Edibles don’t work on me because I lack the enzyme in my liver to process cannabinoids” 

“Ppl who never clean their glass pieces”